HAIR FALL- is this the Steeeepest Fall !!

On a lazy afternoon, when there’s nothing better to do- what’s a girl’s best dating plan (Mind you- nothing better varies from A-Z) – A Salon visit – a great HAIR SPA- much needed relief from week’s long stress of work, partners, family blah blah.

And you get all ready to soak in that divine experience of soft lush hair cremes making curls all over, your head and shoulders getting gently massaged by some strong hands easing out on all pains at each point. Manliness just enough as needed, and when laziness doesn’t allow you to get to whole act this gentle strong push is sufficient enough to provide the balanced pleasure (isn’t it- wink).

By the way, do they say that spas were invented to focus on maintaining hair health- until today’s lightning moment in SPA at-least I never thought so. For me, they were definitely the next best orgasm you could have that too with your clothes on.

So one such fine Sunday afternoon, sitting in that lavish well done salon, experiencing some great pushes and staring at this women’s picture with huge lustrous hair – All I could think was what would happen if I lose these beauties, are they really any woman’s best assets? Is there any reason why we have created this multi -million-dollar industry just for these abruptly growing dead and black something something ? And then the focus shifted from the pleasure to imagination (what if I/we don’t have them)-

Imagine attending some high profile meeting with a no hair head .. phew how did I under-estimated the whole impact of rolling my strands with a sly power smile after proving my point (and proving my superiority) .. or perhaps how would I ever hide nervousness behind these falling against my eyes and I could just pretend to be not around !!
What if I have to go on a date – BALD and beautiful.. how will I ever feel those flutters and goosebumps on the first touch of the man – getting your hair tucked behind the ear… I will never be able to get that perfect blushing moment leading to the much needed kiss that night. Isnt that what I have been dreaming for ever since I was just 5.
And imagine the look in those gorgeous Indian attire’s – those lovely reds , make up , jewellery and all that without these dead black creatures (Ewwww!! ) and what about that perfect candid selfie of a girl tucking her hair and looking down smiling come- c’mon I haven’t shell a bomb if I cant even have this !!
What about that sultry wet hair look leaving people swooning/drooling over .. (Man- I do had some serious compliments about that for sure)
What else will otherwise give us the satisfaction of changing our destiny that we were born with … (remember the curls to straight and back to curls with all the reds and purples- that too with no pain- I think most of do this to us just to prove our points to GOD that we know better here – No?? )
Wondering where even the forehead kissing would start from and end to.. what will be the border line to differentiate between caressing and getting gross.. Ewww.
The important one- What would also happen to fancies of a man who finds these dead strands on his face ultimately sexy- poor ppl need some stimulation- and they get it from dead- what a pity !!

And while I have completely justified the existence of these on my head (with an answer of a BIGG NOOO in all of above situations)… this Spa becomes even more important. Its not just to attain some mortal pleasure but for my sheer existence- and not to mention I still remember some of my MEMORABLE hair fall fiascos:

The soooo common Indian kitchen issue – pulling that strand from that stuffed parantha and then guessing who’s hair is this – basis the colour , texture and length .. isn’t this the most common conversation on Indian breakfast tables .. and worse if it’s food from outside – you end up wondering if it’s even from the top (Yuk !!)
And my worst being – In the middle of a steamy night when there was love and lust is falling all over – one detached strand , only ONE- stuck on tongue. What can this do- imagine .. fuck off all the kissing happening … this SHEER thread has capability to throw the whole act down at the peak baby – devouring you of whole pleasure. Don’t believe me – try it and you will appreciate these insanely propagated hair fall prevention industry much much seriously.

And I am shook back in reality with my hairdresser putting some HOT STEAM to these post the 3 grands cremes (which I now will give generously without even complaining and cribbing)

Somebody has really said well- “what hurts more than a heartbreak – hair fall”.. and no matter how much it’s God’s way of telling you that you are a human – “Take care ladies, please invest in your hair – it’s the crown you never take off” . With this thought I gave a generous tip to my hair dresser thanking him of what a world saving job he’s doing …they should rather be badged as “SAVIOURS OF THE DEAD” .