Love is pink 😊urgh, it turned out dress was too pink!

Every girl visualizes for a perfect date just like they crave for the most satisfying orgasm – and why
not, after all relationships are better than marriages and dating even more exciting, fun and so much
less complicated!
What’s the idea of a 10/10 date – combo of handsome and intelligent guy (Tall- Dark- Handsome- is it
too cliché (Wink emoji), fancy café/ club in town, rainy day/ cold weather, romantic ambience and of
course, she has to look “CHIC”. She will do everything to get that evening perfect no matter what
the odds are, and you know why? Bcoz she continues to believe that ‘LOVE IS PINK” and she is ready
to fall in love, every single time (at-least hope to be bedazzled)!
While the peripherals can be managed- the most amount of work goes into looking Chic for a date. It
is 100 times more effort than to undress (even if it’s for a foreplay), but in her mind it’s all worth it
bcoz surely somewhere ‘Love HAS TO BE pink’.
Dolling up herself for a date is a process, take a glimpse:
— Ensuring no pimple on the face and if there is one, fixing it (and boosting that multi-million-dollar
skin fixing market). After all, we live in an era where our politicians compare roads with Hema
Malini’s cheeks.
— Waxing every inch of the body, even though the idea is not to get laid on the first date. There is
a reason why women are called most confused species on earth (this being one of them).
— Scrubbing and face pack – coffee or chocolate or aloe vera, the confusion never ends (which
flavor/aroma/feel).
— Hair wash and blow dry – even if it means moving mountains to squeeze 30 mins of parlor visit
amidst a very busy schedule.
— Most sexy lingerie in her closet – this one is easy; the closet is full of them 😀
— Shoes –heels, they look sexy? Or bellies, they look cute?
— And then, the BIG ONE- which dress to wear? Not every time ‘little black dress (LBD)’ is magical,
its sexy to add colors and styles or at-least so they say. So, she decides to pick a dress which is
— Not too short, but with a front slit
— Not a plunging neckline, but backless with ruffle hem bow
— Not sleeveless, but with puff sleeves
— And not black this time, a Dusty Rose color dress – timeless and elegant (Entering the
PINK ZONE again).

*Face make-up being a project in itself, deserves a full blow.
Wow, she does looks million bucks!! All set and ready to find love, living in the optimism of
converting first date into the most romantic evening of her life (Ah, don’t confuse romantic evening
with sex……sex on a first date is easy for most, finding romance is a lifetime dream for many).
Hold on, can reality be actually this beautiful? Well, so do I wish and hope. She walks into the café,
holding onto her confidence and blush, poise and cuteness, playing in her mind the side hug or front
hug, fixing her hair repeatedly as she approaches him and then, the moment arrives!